Manatee Milestones…

12. May 2009 member

Tom

Two close wins last night wrapped up another successful season. The Manatees finished strong at 13-0-1 and eclipsed the 50 franchise win mark. Runs were hard to come by, but the defense stepped it up.

What the hell are we going to do with all these kickball champion t-shirts? I’ll tell you what we aren’t going to do, which is give some to these two morons:

“We’re saving the Manatees dude!”

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World Champion Kickballer

21. April 2009 member

Tom

5 at bats, 4 home runs, 8 rbi AND…he can surf. You can’t stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

See a dejected Steve in the background after Andy celebrates winning a surfing competition.

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95°F Tonight…We Are All Going to Die.

20. April 2009 member

Tom

Well, it is that time of year again. From here on out it will be ridiculously hot in Scottsdale and our frail Manatee bodies will all ultimately succumb to multiple injuries. 9 out of 10 doctors say the best way to beat the heat is to drink more beer…with only one person surveyed actually being a doctor.

See the picture to the left for Manatee Heat Stroke Training.

P.S. We are 6-0 in this league and haven’t lost since Sarah Palin was relevant.

P.S.S. This coming weekend, two life-long Manatees will be tieing the knot in Tucson. AND here is the answer to what you are currently thinking: Manatee babies on average are 60lbs…Holy Shit Kristen!

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Manatees best Pirates!

3. April 2009 member

Tom

I don’t know what is more impressive here…That a Manatee Community College even exists? OR that their baseball team of misfit adolescent Manatees beat Major League Baseball’s Pittsburgh Pirates in an exhibition spring training game? Either way it actually did happen.

At least we now know that Manatees rule the nautical world.

Equally hilarious is the fact that the game was won when a Manatee outfielder robbed an extra bases hit by some Pittsburgh Pirate named “Henry Henry.” Such a Pirate name…See the excerpt below:

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no way. more great manatee stuff.

1. April 2009 member

Tom

So season 4 started well with two wins against some team we’ve beat many times…blah blah blah everyone was super tired and nobody cared. The win streak continues and the manatees improved their franchise winning percentage to .771. yay.

What have we learned from all this? That manatees and hot chicks go together (see below):