95°F Tonight…We Are All Going to Die.
Well, it is that time of year again. From here on out it will be ridiculously hot in Scottsdale and our frail Manatee bodies will all ultimately succumb to multiple injuries. 9 out of 10 doctors say the best way to beat the heat is to drink more beer…with only one person surveyed actually being a doctor.
See the picture to the left for Manatee Heat Stroke Training.
P.S. We are 6-0 in this league and haven’t lost since Sarah Palin was relevant.
P.S.S. This coming weekend, two life-long Manatees will be tieing the knot in Tucson. AND here is the answer to what you are currently thinking: Manatee babies on average are 60lbs…Holy Shit Kristen!
Posted on: Monday, April 20, 2009 at 4:28 pm
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