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Tom
Week two of the intense-7-week-exhilarating-marathon that is the manatee season proved to be quite painful for some manatees, particularly those with “urban cookies” under their tails. Megan, Kate, Katy and Heather all fell victim to pulled muscles before the end of the first inning due to the heat and it being ‘the wrong four days of the month’. However, the team persevered, taking the first game by 2 runs and squeaking out a tie in the second game thanks to Tara’s ‘ouch my boobs’ catch. (More after the jump.)
Posted on: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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Manatee Women Go Down; Unfortunately Unlike Monica
June
10th
Tom
Week two of the intense-7-week-exhilarating-marathon that is the manatee season proved to be quite painful for some manatees, particularly those with “urban cookies” under their tails. Megan, Kate, Katy and Heather all fell victim to pulled muscles before the end of the first inning due to the heat and it being ‘the wrong four days of the month’. However, the team persevered, taking the first game by 2 runs and squeaking out a tie in the second game thanks to Tara’s ‘ouch my boobs’ catch. (More after the jump.)
Apparently during the game, the 100 degree heat sent Manatee pitcher and certified bear cub Gabe Cogburn into an immense fit a perspiration. This would usually go unrecognized; however, Manatee Headquarters has been receiving an unusual amount of angry calls from Tennessee Men’s Basketball Coach Bruce Pearl, who is maintaining that he, and only he, can be the “sweatiest bear cub on planet earth.”
Next week the Manatees have an evening matchup against team “Pay Attention!!!”… which is definitely the kind of team name only this guy could come up with.
Posted on: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm Game Review. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
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After looking at the player profiles, I just now noticed that Gulbis does not have a left hand, probably due to the gout. No wonder he’s been missing those popups. We need to have a car wash to raise money for a bionic hand for our third baseman.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pmAndy “Stumpy” Gulbis
June 12th, 2008 at 8:52 am